Wednesday, October 12, 2005

Piggy Piggy Move A Way!

Oh the piggies who live near me suck. BUT, life just got infinitely better. Today, as Kim from #2 and I were valiantly battling the filth from #17 that spills over into her and I's lives and porches, we met Dave (the interim manager.) on the sidewalk. Now Dave is the guy who managed our complex under the old owners. He is filling in until the new person is ready to take over. We will miss him. Anyways, he was standing around waiting to give the valid tenant a notice. There were several people in and out of her apartment, none were her. He waited around long enough that Kim and I got tired of trying to out wait him to eavesdrop. He would not share with us what it was. Yolanda from #1 was sitting on her back porch when the crack-head from #17 got home. Dave handed the psycho girl the notice and walked away. Yolanda watched as she opened her notice, sat down, dropped her head into her hands, turned and yelled into her apartment at her slacker, loser, loud, friends, (and I RELISH this part) "You bitches got me EVICTED! Now what am I going to do?"
YAH RAH RAH RAH CHEER CHEER RAH RAH HOORAY YAH!!!!!!
(some days you have to post 5 times!)

6 comments:

Anonymous said...

i am glade they finnaly gone maby i can get a good night sleep now with out them screaming

Monica said...

Oh gosh the drama of living in an apartment building. You think your going to get away from it when you move into a home, but then you have the neighbors. It never ends. Hmmm, maybe we should move out to the boonies where our nearest neighbors are 5 miles away!

cube said...

For a minute, I thought you were talking about actual pigs, then I read on! On the Internet you never know if you're talking to urban dwelling humanoid or a rural one.

I'm glad you lost that festering sore of a neighbor.

Anonymous said...

YAY! Congratulations!

Tracy

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