Indiana has a little habit that I just can't seem to break. He enjoys pulling the compact discs and DVD's off of the shelves one by one and tossing them on to the floor or carting them off to his room. I am never sure where I will find the movie or music that I am looking for. No amount of coercion seems to be able to make him interested in his own toys.I am glad that at this age he doesn't understand everything I say to him. When he got his grubby little paws on my unopened Abbey Road album, I cheerfully threatened him with child abuse and added that trashing mama's Beatles collection would cause alcoholism. Did he really WANT mommy to drink? I hope he never does hypnotic regression therapy when he gets older.
Disclaimer: I would never abuse my children and although I socially drink, I am not an alcoholic, I just run my mouth lot. I do not mean to make light of either topic, and no offense is inteded.
7 comments:
Isn't it sad that you feel you have to make a disclaimer for writing something amusing and BTW I never for a moment thought you would ever EVER abuse your children or that you might be an alcholic!! (lol) But I can understand that other people might possibly think that I guess...I'm for "political correctness" as much as the next person, but....anyone that reads your blog on any kind of consistant basis knows how much you LOVE LOVE LOVE your children...and as far as that drinking problem??? I never said a word to anyone!! I swear! LOL!
You don't need a disclaimer, Mom. Everybody here knows about comedy and satire -- and knows you're a swell person, too.
I'm with the others.. We all know how much you love your kids.
Satire. Gotta love it.
wahaha... both the post and the disclaimer were gems my dear... so recogniseable in the ways we'd cheerfully strangle our loved ones at any given (inopportune) moment...
don't worry, any parent would stand beside you like a shot after a post like this ;-)
keep well...
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