Ash Wednesday:

While getting dressed for Mass this evening, Indy took a moment to talk on the phone with his brother. He reminded Duck about the time Duck hung up on him.

When Indy got off of the phone, he told me:
"Duck is a bad boy, he pees in a diaper".

I admit it, I laughed.
I tried to tell Indy that Duck doesnt use diapers but Indy would have none of it. The laugh killed my denial.

brilliant.